OMG OMG OMG OMG

HARRY BONES GINNY

OMG THEY HAVE KIDS

OMG OMG AND RON AND HERMIONE TOO

    I undeleted my account because Rachel fussed at me! TT__TT 

    Work sucks now.  I'm responsible for so much more to do and so many more people and yet I get no benefit.  And they all hate me.  And nobody keeps me in the damn loop! 

    I have a massive interview with corporate in Milpitas on a random as-yet-undecided day this week or the next.  And somehow my biggest concern is what shoes I'm gonna wear.

    The fourth case in Phoenix Wright is pretty hard.

The full text of a note found in a traded-in DVD at GameStop #892:

    "Luli, you must see that you are the only one for me. Who I want to be with, sharing my life with you would make this perfect dream come true. I am tired of the word some day, the wordI want to gaze into your eyes and know your real, smoo face smooth to the touch when I feel, and caress your body aggainst mine, a couple like us would be heard to Find. I Hope when we meet we will love for ever. know one else makes me feel like you do, especialy when a guy cry's in front of you. when we talk your voie is like an angel serrinating the song of love, I feel I could fly into your arms like a dove. So luli it's your choice, I hope when I heard your voice, it's I LOVE YOU, then I will know your true. On the Phone and on the net is great, but I want you here or I want to be there, I don't care, anywhere. As long as you are in my sight, I will not have to put a fight, to find another lady, without you my life would be shady. Luli always remember you are the most important thing to me, you and I can live happily. Forever and ever together from the start.
I LOVE YOU LULi
Love cARLOS!!!"

Pride was fun.

So me, panda and my friends from work Nicky and Alan got off the BART at the Civic Center at about twelve o'clock.  There was rainbow everywhere!  We walked around and went to all the little tents and shops (I bought a rainbow tie and Rachel got a flag for her friend Cindy).  One tent sold gay porn, and outside it there was a wheel you could spin to win free DVDS.  We all spun but none of us won a 'free movie without purchase' pass; Alan bought "Staff Meatings" and got "Furry Fuckers" for free, though.

Safeway for dinner was a terrible idea.  They were packed, and sending us to different registers to pay for our food.  I should have just not paid.... Seriously I stood in two lines for ten minutes each, it was terrible.  The sandwich wasn't made properly, either.  Then when I got to the table, as we ate, this very creepy man in green started circling around us and dancing while he had headphones in his ear and he very very blatantly hit on Rei.  He said there were four things he was good at... one was singing, one was dancing, and one was 'pumping iron'.  He flexed his guns for Rei and then he told her she had a pretty smile and asked her if she wanted to, and I quote, "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight!"  We thought maybe we would win money by not running away, like a hidden camera show or something... but sadly homeboy was actually just crazy. :(

 Anyways, after the Canadian Safeway Sandwich Debacle, we went to the Pink Party in the Castro; It was packed.  Of course there was dancing and loud techno music and naked people in the windows and lots of topless lesbians, so we felt right at home.  I guess really Pride is everything you hear it is, but I still had fun watching.  I did take pictures, though!

So, here they are:


This purple guy was EVERYWHERE we were.


See? Following us...

Of course I posed with Nicky and the Assless Chaps Man.

Proof of assless-ness D:

She is very, very,very fabulous...

And she just sat there the whole time looking very amused.

This is me next to the second (left)- and third (right)-biggest blackest boners alive. Proof that I am number one!

This is the guy that wanted to make a little love with Rei D:

And that is all.

...Show your pride!

It was great, I'd post pictures but I'm very tired so I'll do that tomorrow.

I'm really really drunk and I'm going to SF Pride tomorrow and we're all being really silly and I don't even think there's anything else to say so I'm going to go sing Spice Up Your Life with Jason while he does his Hard Man impression.

I built my desk today! So happy. Even though I switched two of the little parts and I won't be willing to fix them for quite some time.  Whatever.

There's no more alcohol in my house; I drank it all.  I need to find a job, not sit around and get drunk all day.  So yeah.  I should add more Livejournal friends or something.  My day really wasn't interesting at all.  I wonder how panda would feel about just weekly updates?  I'll see.

So we bought a Wii and some games (Zelda, WiiPlay). It kicks ass. 

Yesterday I went to a free outdoor concert event hosted by Alice. It would have just been alright, but since I was drunk I had a lot of fun.

Livejournal isn't so bad, I've come to realize.  (lol The Livejournal spellchecker says that 'Livejournal' is spelled incorrectly).  Soon I'll make a cute little  layout and begin crafting endless user icons, but for now you're going to be stuck with the I-can-see-forever-cat.  Isn't he cute?

HI EVERYBODY IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TWO HOURS AGO

And I'm still a little hyphy so don't mind the cruise control

Jason Young brought me booze, what a great guy. Thanks Baboo!

To everyone that called me on my birthday, thanks. both of you. yayyyyyyyy

ok is it can be sleeping tiemz now thanks bye yay

rachel  the fiesta taco was really delicious i feel bad that i ddint' finish it

Amanda I'm glad you added me

yay livejournal!

So it's my birthday in an hour.

I have one LJ friend (panda) so far, and she happens to live with me, and I don't know how I feel about this but she really wants me to update frequently so I'm going to.  So hi, Livejournal.  My name is Nigel.  I love meat, I have a fucked sleeping pattern and I'm the Biggest Blackest Boner around.  Pleased to be meeting you.